Perez Hilton Announces he will no longer "cyber bully"

There goes 50% of why anyone pays any attention to him.

All he has to do now is stop being a fag and he will slip effortlessly back in to anonymousness.

He was quoted as saying "I'm 33 years old, I want to grow up, I wanna be a father...."  Please, don't get me started.  The guys is famous for being friends with people who are only famous for being famous and talking shit about people who are famous for a reason, like they have talent.

It's so annoying how no talent assholes like Perez Hilton get famous.  It used to be that you had to at least be attractive or able to sing, act, or play a sport.  Now it seems you just have to have b-list celebrity parents or be friends with people with b-list celebrity parents.

Perez's statement proves just how stupid he is.  He is pledging to stop talking shit about people when talking shit about people is the only thing that set him apart from the ever growing sea of celebrity gossip columnist and bloggers who are all selling their souls to Satan to get the slightest edge over the competition.

It's not like Perez is an attractive gay man who can become a spokesperson for fashion or, well, anything.  He's just a hideous queer with useless information and NO HOOK.

If he was smart he would denounce homosexuality, say he's been cured by the religious right and get a prime time show on Fox News, right after bill O'Riley.

Oh, one last thing.  Perez, when you wanna have kids, girls have butts, but you gotta put it in the Vagina.